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The Captain's Booty

pu-mpkin:

why don’t police use akinator to solve crimes that fucker knows everyone

awwww-cute:

My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep

awwww-cute:

My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep

scifantasy:

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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nonchalantcroissant:

AU prompt: Person A is thinking sexually graphic or generally odd thoughts and suddenly panics and thinks “If you’re a mind reader, cough right now.”

Person B coughs.

pineplapple:

when your cool friend takes you with them to a party

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faun-songs:

the only way cap 3 may end

"I know you’ll never hear this, but someday…there may be someone who should know about you…us. Your name was Gwen Stacy. Mine is Peter Parker. This is the story of how we fell in love.”

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

manaphy:

i cant get over this mans vines they amaze me every time

aquus:

liquorinthefront:

Allstate has launched a beautiful campaign aimed at members of the LGBTQ community. Thanks, Allstate! <3

ravennightshade:

heroineheroine:

Another headwrap photoset
Some of my faves . 👑✨

I need to get on this level.

kaciart:

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

I don’t know what I was expecting

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