When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level
*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this
spent my easter afternoon giving bucky wings what even is my life
UR LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK AT THIS EPIC SHIT OMYGOSH
The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken
It’s Kentucky Fried Chicken
dont tell me how to live my life
okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers
"what the fuck is a nickelback"
ok but literally how
????????? I am concerned where did the baby birdies go
Omg, his absolute look of despair when he says no XD
can someone pleaaaaaaaase tell me what this is from???
Certainly not the best friend of a the bravest, kindest, wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing…
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what about when bucky joins the avengers and he’s back to his old overprotective boyfriend self and is always keeping an eye out for steve on missions
like he’ll perch up on the tops of buildings with his sharpshooter and gun down every baddy before they get a chance to come within five feet of steve
and steve just yells up to wherever he thinks the rain of bullets is coming from and is like “let me hit SOMEONE bucky!”
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE